I’m the ‘Girthmasterr’ — my massive penis earns me $80K a month on OnlyFans
He’s getting to the meat of the matter — and it’s a fleshy feast for the eyes.
Sex work hadn’t been a lifelong dream job for this redheaded millennial from Brisbane, Australia.
But now, at age 30, the Down Under wonder — who’s anointed himself the “Girthmasterr,” owing to his 8-inch-long, 7-inch circumference penis — is totally in the thick of it.
Seriously, literally.
“I’m an OnlyFans content creator,” bragged the well-endowed digital dynamo in a trending street interview with employment app @Getahead.
“I’m in the top .1% of earners on the platform worldwide,” he claimed in the clip, which has beckoned more than 4.5 million views on TikTok alone. “[I earn] between $40,000 to $80,000 a month.”
But since starring in the eye-popping vid, Girthmasterr’s star has, well, grown bigger and bigger.
“I’m going viral on Twitter right now,” he said Tuesday in a post shared to his social media account, with which he’s popularized the hashtag #GirthTok. “It has millions of views and bookmarks … it’s blown up pretty quick.”
And that it has.
Drawing the attention of more than 99 million X users — including a seemingly stunned Cardi B, who tweeted then deleted her shocked reaction to Girth’s goodies — his “random” interview with the Getahead rep has sent cyber freaks searching for sights of his sizeable snake.
“It’s been a crazy 24 hours,” the Girthmasterr told Rolling Stone before revealing that his NSWF nickname was inspired by the KitchenAid Mix Master — you know, the appliance granny uses to bake homemade cookies and cakes.
“Funnily enough, that name actually does mean a lot of favors in marketing, because it really stands out,” he said. “People see it and they kind of want to investigate to see if I can actually live up to the claim or not.”
And, boy, does he.
But the horselike him-bo didn’t know what he was working with in his youth.
At 18, the Girthmasterr began “showing off online, just for fun — kind of like a digital exhibitionist.” He’d anonymously post nude mirror selfies on Tumblr and Reddit, hiding his face to protect his identity.
It wasn’t until one XXX shot caused a virtual frenzy that he first realized his penis was “out of the ordinary.”
The impressiveness of his family jewels aside, the Aussie struggled to make ends meet in a series of dead-end jobs like a baggage handler, furniture builder and pizza delivery boy.
But when a casual girlfriend suggested he put his moneymaker online a few years ago, the dough started rolling in.
“[She] told me to stop giving it away for free, because people would pay for it,” he remembered. “Honestly, I thought it’d be just a little bit of beer money. But it kind of snowballed.”
Since becoming a full-time porn performer in 2023, working himself to the bone 80 hours a week, the cash flow has turned into a full-on flood. In fact, he’s earned upwards of $40,000 in just the last 30 days, per screenshots obtained by RollingStone.
But he explained that the most difficult aspect of his saucy success was coming clean to his mom and sisters.
“We grew up pretty poor, and one of my sisters said, ‘I’ll be many things, but I’ll never be poor,’” recalled Girthmasterr. “So I took her out for dinner. I said, ‘Remember that time you told me you’ll be many things, but you’ll never be poor? Well, now I’m making porn on the internet. And I’m not going to be poor.’”
Luckily, his family and friends have been “very cool” about his dirty work.
“Men get so excited when they find out what I do,” he revealed. “They shake my hand. I’m kind of the envy of my friends.”
In fact, Girthmasterr claimed that most of his fans are other men. However, he believes the vast majority of the crowd doesn’t identify as gay — a side of erotica he’s hesitating to explore.
“I only want to create things that I enjoy and that I kind of have a vision for,” said the virile VIP. “I kind of feel like [if I shot gay content], I’d be ripping [gay fans] off. It would kind of be a cash grab in a sense.
“I just wouldn’t feel ethical.”
He also feels some guilt about receiving global praise for his naughty 9-to-5 while many women, members of the LGBTQ+ community and people of color are often maligned for freaking on film.
Michelle Cline, a 35-year-old mother of three from Florida, previously told The Post she’s been booted out of her kids’ Christian school pickup line due to her work as an OnlyFans pinup.
“I don’t think it’s right,” she said. “People are going to be offended by all sorts of things, different bumper stickers, whatever. But at the end of the day, this is something that supports my family.”
And Skyler, 39, a North Carolina mother and ex-Mormon, said folks in the LSD church iced her out after discovering her own sultry work on the site.
“I’ve been shunned by other moms when I go and watch my children play softball,” the blond moaned. “And [I] once even cried in a hair salon after the hairdresser said she didn’t agree with what I do.”
Girthmasterr agrees that there’s a double standard when it comes to men and women in the industry.
“Women should be upset they get treated differently to the way I get treated,” he said. “It doesn’t make sense, and I completely understand why they’d be upset by that.”
And he, too, hopes that the world will one day see past his jumbo Johnson.
“I try not to fall into the trap of making my penis my entire personality,” he said, adding that he’s exploring new hobbies like sailing and piloting in his free time.
“There’s only so much penis talk that the regular people in my life can handle before they get sick of me,” said Girthmasterr. “I try to keep myself interesting enough in other aspects [so] that if people do like me, they could like me for more than my penis.”
