Parenting

I sabotaged my parents’ condoms — and wound up with a little sister

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Social Links for Jack Hobbs
Published June 22, 2023
Updated June 22, 2023, 4:41 p.m. ET

Call it a breakthrough.

A woman on TikTok has gone viral for revealing the reason her younger sister was born — because she poked holes in her parents’ condoms.

The TikToker, known on the platform as Keely, posted the video last month as a birthday tribute to her sister, Sam, garnering nearly 7 million views.

“I’ve kept a secret for 25 years,” reads the on-screen text. “And think it’s time to share.”

Keely begins her divulsion by apologizing to her mother.

The woman, who has been identified as Keely, posted the video last month as a birthday tribute to her sister, Sam, and has been viewed nearly 7 million times.
The TikToker, known on the platform as Keely, posted the video last month as a birthday tribute to her sister, Sam. TikTok/mama__kee

“Mom I’m so sorry,” she said cracking a smile. “I’m not sorry because Sam’s here.”

She explained that when she was younger, she and her best friend snuck into her parents’ bedroom and found a pile of condoms on the bedside table.

“I don’t know how she knew, [but] there were some shiny packets on the nightstand,” explained Keely, who had dissolved into giggles. “And [my friend] said what they were and told me what they were used for.”

It was at this point that Keely revealed that her mom also kept a sewing needle nearby.

The woman explained that when she was younger, she and her best friend snuck into her parent's bedroom and found a pile of condoms on the bedside table.
She explained that when she was younger, she and her best friend snuck into her parents’ bedroom and found a pile of condoms on the bedside table. TikTok/mama__kee

Bursting into hysterics, Keely continued, “me and my friend poked lots of holes in the packets.”

Six months later, the fruits of Keely’s alleged labor were harvested when her mother made a surprise announcement.

“My mom told me she was pregnant, and I was so happy,” gushed Keely. “But years later my mom still says, ‘I don’t know how she happened. We were so careful.’”

"I don’t know how she knew, [but] there were some shiny packets on the nightstand," explained Keely, who at this point had dissolved into giggles. "And she said what they were and told me what they were used for."
“I don’t know how she knew, [but] there were some shiny packets on the nightstand,” explained Keely, who at this point had dissolved into giggles. “And she said what they were and told me what they were used for.” TikTok/mama__kee
Breaking down into a hysterical fit, Keely continued that "me and my friend poked lots of holes in the packets."
Breaking down into a hysterical fit, Keely continued that “me and my friend poked lots of holes in the packets.” TikTok/mama__kee

It’s not known how the Keely’s family has responded to viral video.

The Post reached out to Keely for comment.

Several TikTokers were left speechless by the confession.

Six months later, the fruits of Keely's labor were revealed when her mother made a surprise announcement.
Six months later, the fruits of Keely’s alleged labor were revealed when her mother made a surprise announcement. TikTok/mama__kee

“The way you could not have waterboarded this information out of me,” laughed one user.

“The way I would have taken that to the grave,” joked another.

“If your sister is ever mad at you you can just be like ‘YOU’RE WELCOME FOR YOUR EXISTENCE,'” emphasized a third.

@mama__kee

@Sam Myrick I’m sort of responsible for your existence. #sister#fyp#sorrynotsorry

♬ original sound – 🌿🌸Keely🌸🌿

One user slammed the parents for allegedly leaving the condoms near the needle.

“That’s 100% on them. Lol who leaves a needle next to the shiny packets,” the viewer wondered.

Several others joked the story would be a phenomenal wedding speech.