Charissa Thompson has a profane message for the “professional” thieves who broke into her home this past weekend.
Thompson spoke Thursday about learning that her Los Angeles-area home had been robbed on her iHeart podcast with Erin Andrews, “Calm Down with Erin and Charissa.”
Thompson poked fun at the burglars for also stealing her fancy pillowcases to make off with the loot, neglecting to bring their own bags, and taunted them for not finding the hidden “good stuff.”
“I was at the ranch. I got a text message in the morning that … my alarm had went off at 12:15 at night. And I was like, that’s weird,” Thompson said.
“I checked my cameras and sure enough, two guys running out my front door, bags in their hand, and I immediately started bawling and this like feeling in my stomach of like, holy s–t, I’ve just been robbed.
“And now it’s the panic of like trying to check the other cameras, the angles, and to expedite the specifics. Three guys came over my back[yard]… I have a big, huge, I mean that, what’s that fence? Like 15 feet or whatever it is… They climb over the fence and they broke the window.
“They went in the window, the alarms go off… These were professionals. They knew exactly how much time they had. They were only in there for four minutes.”
Thompson referenced that she has previously been stalked and had her private photos hacked.
“I already have an issue with security because I had a stalker at my old house. I’ve been hacked. And yeah, security is paramount for me. So I spend a ridiculous amount of money feeling safe. I have a German Shepherd, I have a husky,” Thompson said.
“I mean, it’s like, what else can I do to feel safe in my house? …
“I was talking to you on the phone, my first thing is, oh s–t, is this targeted? Is this specifically about me? Because then it brings up all of our PTSD with things of like, is this related to the stalker or related to the hacker, related to other people? So anyways, I was able to sort of like deduce or feel more comfortable in talking to the neighbors about like, this happens, I get it. I’m not the first or the last person.”
It was at this point that the Fox Sports and Amazon host mocked the burglars for their haul.
“These f–kers, they took my pillowcases off. To load up with my s–t. If you wanna rob me, bring your own f–king bag. Okay. Don’t take my nice pillowcase. Yeah, because those were Italian thread count,” Thompson said.
“Okay. So I walked in and I was like, ‘Why are my pillows all over the place? Oh, I know because you used my pillowcase to load up my s–t.’ And by the way, f–k you guys because the good stuff I hide and wasn’t even around.”